Birthdays

My dad's birthday is tomorrow. He loves Cubs baseball anything. Every year I get him the same gift: a Cubs ballcap in his size, seven and three quarters. There is this great shop at Fashion Place Mall that sells different caps all year round. Every year they are different. He loves every single one but never wears them. Two years ago it was a white one with a red C. The year before that it was Cubs blue with a red C with a little cub on it. One year it was the Spring Training cap. This year it's all black. He doesn't think he collects things but in reality, he does. He collects Cubs hats...by default.