Truth

I have no grand story to tell.

I want you to know: communication is key to a successful relationship. Sitting down to a meal after a long night at work will help patch wounds and maybe even cracked ribs.

This isn't my bit but I'm going to use it. I wish I had theme music. When something bad is about to happen to me I want the music to get scary. When I'm happy I want the music swell in beautiful scales. Then there wouldn't be a question about what kidn of mood I was in. Then I could avoid questions.

How do you like them apples?